Daisy
Hey Pepe,
First off, if I were ten years younger, I would be all over you.
Also, I’m sorry that you’ve been experiencing what I like to call, “annoying humans who have never owned a Pomeranian.” The biggest pain in the ass is waiting for your human to get back to the car and having people tap on the glass to get your attention. I’ve experienced plenty of humans who laugh at my bark and don’t understand the power of my bite. In my time, I dealt with it quite cleverly by biting the Vet. She laughed at me, and I chomped down on her finger. From then on, I was labeled as “dangerous” in my charts. The rumors flew fast and word got around. Once she started discussing me with other dog owners, humans stopped messing with me real fast and other dogs stayed in check.
Thanks for the invite to play with your mini-tennis balls. I’m actually not into that sort of thing (I have a fear of mostly everything that is close to the size of my head.) However, I have some younger female friends who love playing fetch that I will tell about you.
Human food is the bomb. Get your paws on some cream cheese if you can.
Anytime you want to run around the beach and pee on things, I am all for that. Thanks for writing back. You seems like you’re keeping a level-head. Good job, and keep in touch my love.
Yours,
Daisy the Pom
Daisy (iloveandhateyouhermosabeach.tumblr.comʼs dog)
